"But then these two other girls come in and they're like would you like a lobster burrito? To my teacher and he's like yes. And then all of a sudden I'm in this lobster restaurant and this girl is telling me about all the different types of burritos they have and they have one called the nude because it's literally just ice cubes. And then I'm sitting on the floor with dead lobsters all around me and I'm like gotta find out why Layla is mad at me so I text you and you call me and you're like I'm mad because you didn't pick up my grandma from basketball practice. And I'm like UGH no one told me I needed to do that! And you were like you should have just known. And I was like you're kinda being a bitchh right now and you were like don't ever call a woman that! We're done! And then you dumped me and I just cried on the floor of the burrito place."